but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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