how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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