let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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