so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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