Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
