I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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