Don't you send me to vm
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
