Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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