Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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