She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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