R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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