have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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