On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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