READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Randomize
