We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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