real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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