There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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