Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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