I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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