So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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