Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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