16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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what are you doing with your life
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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