but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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