Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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