if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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