Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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