But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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