I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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