it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize
