Just fell off a train. Bad.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
