I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
did i just pee glitter
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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