I wanna bring you to show and tell
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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