During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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