he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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