y did u give ur computer a hand job?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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