i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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