I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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