Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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