"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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