just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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