just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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