I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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