Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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