so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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