its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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