Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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