gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So squirting runs in the family.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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