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(734): View more from Michigan

smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne

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(605): View more from South Dakota

For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings

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(407): View more from Florida

he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(850): View more from Florida

I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.

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(727): View more from Florida

Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard

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(224): View more from Illinois

I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.

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