so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
