The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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