what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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