Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Randomize
