On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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