That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
