That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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