I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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