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Can Purell be used as lube?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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