I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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