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(646): View more from New York

it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet

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(209): View more from California

I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them

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(650): View more from California

we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA

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(304): View more from West Virginia

tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out

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(310): View more from California

I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.

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(641): View more from Iowa

im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?

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